1. Public Enemy…OK, No?: Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, the Boston Bomber, will not be tried as an enemy combatant. Huffington Post
2. All The Single Ladies: Recently, single women have become more dominant in the home owning market. NPR
3. The Hangover Part 3: A woman comes face-to-face with a jungle cat in the women’s restroom at the circus. Salina
4. If You Can Dodge A Wrench…: Clay Tarver has been hired on as a writer for the “Dodgeball” sequel. JoBlo
5. Goodbye, Saturdays: Netflix shares have gone through the roof as it adds 2M streaming customers. USA Today
6. Tough Tanning: A tanning salon is under fire for telling one of its patrons she was too fat to tan. NY Daily News
7. Need a Laugh?: Earlier this week, the president of Delta Gamma at the University of Maryland sent out a scathing email asking the members of her chapter if they were “mentally slow.” Then, Michael Shannon read the whole thing on Funny or Die. Disclaimer: this video is profane and uncensored. Funny or Die
8. Not A Good Week For Sororities: Kappa Delta members at Indiana University threw a party. The theme? Homelessness. Jezebel
9. RIP Richie: “Here Comes The Sun” artist Richie Havens passed away from a heart attack. The A.V. Club
10. Lots of Tosh.0: Comedy Central plans to host a comedy festival on Twitter. ABC News
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